AISubs v3.7
- I'm Yabana! - I'm Yamamoto!
- I'm Fushimi Yabana! - When we're shooting videos...
- Upside-down or down-down... - Yeah.
- They can be the essence of making videos interesting, right? - Yeah.
- But, you know... - Yeah.
- "Someone's probably going to do it anyway," that sort of thing... - Yeah.
- It can sometimes destroy a video, right? - It can.
- So, when we're planning a video... - Yeah.
- We're like, "Well, up-side-down would be like this," or "Down-down would be like this."
- The size of the video... - Yeah.
- The size of it... - The size of it...
- It's going to be fun if we can fit it in here, but if we do it too much, people will say we're setting it up wrong... - Setting it up wrong...
- So, this time, we're going to try and control the width of this video. - Yeah.
- If we do it 10 times, of course there are times when it goes well and there are times when it doesn't. - Yeah.
- There's this "x" value of how many times we should make the difference between when it goes well and when it doesn't, right? - Yeah.
- Ryo-kun is going to set up this "x" value for us now.
- I just thought, "Aren't 10 times too many?" - It seems like it's a lot.
- But we're going to do it 30 times each, right? - Should we do it 5 times?
- Well, 5 might be fine, too. - We're going to do it 5 times.
- Yeah. - Even in a video like this, I think it's more flexible and more fun if we can add a little bit of modification little by little. - Yeah.
- Now, Ryo-san, please give us 3 topics. - The first topic...
- "73." - "73."
- "73" is what we're going to do.
- By the way, you can use any unit. "73 kilometers."
- "73 kilometers?"
- Are you going to cross the continent? - Or "73 grams."
- "73 times." You can use anything. - The second topic...
- "8." - "8."
- I think it's easier to do if it's less. - Yeah, I think so, too.
- The third topic... "139."
- "Three digits" is a little... - It's hard to imagine. - It's like something big in the first place.
- Think about it a week later and bring it to me. - A week later...
- It might be wrong to say "a week." - No, it's not wrong.
- You can't say "a week" after you've lost. - You can't say "a week" after you've lost.
- You don't have to worry about losing or losing. - You don't? - No.
- But "5" is like the fun part of the video. - If you're so determined to say "a week," it won't be funny.
- Then look forward to it.
No error!
It's been a week.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Let's do only one race today.
What? One race?
It's rare.
We can do three songs now.
But we dare to do only one race.
Maybe there is a flash up.
Let's watch one race.
Let's watch one race and go.
The first number is 73.
73.
73 is the highest in terms of unfinishedness.
There is a flash up.
On the contrary, there is a flash up.
It's a flash up.
"8" is worse.
I see.
"8" is a little harder.
"8" is a little...
"8" is better.
The first number is "8".
The first number is...
Who will go first?
"8".
OK therefore.
Sit here!
I will have you draw the line about 50 centimeters on this table five times from now.
I will draw it on the first.
50 centimeters?
Isn't it OK like this?
Let me see.
The second.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
It's eight, isn't it?
Huh?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm driving a car now.
Please drive a car.
My car is also a car.
It's an antique gear golem.
Oh, really?
I'm just...
No, but it's okay.
You're an antique gear golem now.
I'm used to gear golems.
You're an antique gear golem now.
What was it?
I'll call you again later.
Um...
I'm going to kill you with a knife.
I feel like a big spider has come out.
I really don't know now.
Can I say it three times?
Please say it three times.
I'm going to pull you out of the spider web.
It's about 50cm.
Spider web?
I'm going to pull you out of the spider web.
It's like I'm trying to make you 8cm taller.
No, that's not true.
You're the tallest I've ever been.
I don't know what number you're aiming for.
I think it's better to be internal.
If it's fair.
Actually, we were trying to make you taller.
What did you say?
You're 37cm tall for the first time.
You're 32cm tall for the second time.
You're 31cm tall for the third time.
You're 34cm tall for the fourth time.
You're 43cm tall for the fifth time.
My height is 12cm.
What's 12cm?
That's right.
Does that have anything to do with it?
Yes, it does.
It's Umemaru's turn.
I'm going to put water in first.
Please put 100ml of water in here.
I'll put it in.
This is 50ml.
No, I'll do it this much.
Please do it for the second time.
Please do it for the third time.
It's 8ml.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please do it for the first time.
You're 83cm tall for the first time.
You're 77cm tall for the second time.
You're 76cm tall for the third time.
You're 82cm tall for the fourth time.
You're 74cm tall for the fifth time.
You're 92cm tall for the sixth time.
I don't know anything about you.
You're amazing.
If you were 8cm tall, you would have changed only 1cm.
My score is 9.
The last one is Kuma-san.
Kuma-san said, "I'll do it."
You're a cool guy.
You look strong.
This is what I had in my hand.
This is a balloon push-up.
Lift the balloon with your butt.
It's okay to lift it with your hands at first.
I'll do it.
Butt lifting.
It's dangerous.
I'll do it for the second time.
One.
Two.
Where is it?
It's two.
I'll do it.
One.
It's okay to lift it with your hands at first.
I'll do it.
One.
Five.
Two.
Wait a minute!
I'll do it.
It's the last one, isn't it?
That's it!
One.
Five.
Two.
I'll do it.
I wonder if it's two.
Current song.
Three, two, one, two, two.
I did it three times.
Five. Two.
Yes.
Well, it was a secret between Toshimitsu and me, but we will announce the five that the three of you were aiming for.
The three of you are aiming for eight.
That's right.
It's impossible.
First round winner is Yumemaru.
This time it's this video, but this video itself has been down for a while now.
It's been down for a while.
I was asked to do three competitions, but today I decided to give up on one competition.
What about today?
Well, I went out to Kumamoto.
I don't care about today.
You gave up on one competition today, didn't you?
If you say one, I was wearing red when I was 72 years old.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
There is.
I was asked to bring one liter of bottle from one liter of bottle.
Oh, I see.
I was asked to bring one liter of bottle from one liter of bottle.
Please drink it.
It's good for your health.
It's true.
Don't tell me you're going to eat it.
What?
Oh, no, it's nothing.
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
I was surprised.
It's okay.
What? It's okay.
What? Wait a minute.
It's a sweet potato masterpiece.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no, it's not good.
I'm sorry.
But it's not a sweet potato.
It's not a sweet potato, is it?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
So...
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, it may change tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
It may change.
Everything may be renewed.
Yes, I want you four to fix it.
That's right.
But it's like this.
Didn't you say a number?
It's the 72nd competition.
Did you say "wow"?
You said "wow"?
It's a spider!
What are you doing now?
This is the budget for the lower part.
No, it's not.
It's a high budget.
I'll fix it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for you.
Are you okay?
You said only two-thirds of the numbers.
The next competition is 1987.
1987.
Yes, yes, yes.
See you in a week.
It's been two weeks since we got caught up in various things.
We were caught up in our calculations.
I didn't think the car would crash.
I'm so scared I can't talk.
Let's go inside.
Let's think about how to say it.
Let's think about the name of this item.
I see.
The bigger one is bigger.
Bigger and bigger.
Chonpen and Daiben and Chujan.
Chujan?
Ben?
Is it Ben?
The whole thing is Chuu.
It's Chuu.
Chuuben?
Chuuben and Daiben?
Chubakka!
Daiben and Chubakka.
Chubakka.
And Daiben?
Daibakka.
Chubakka and Daibakka.
I'm going to call it.
Call me Chubakka.
Wait a minute.
Chubakka is...
I know it's Chubaika.
I know it's bigger than this one.
That's not good.
How about R2-D2?
R2-D2 is smaller than this one.
C-3PO is bigger.
It doesn't matter.
The first one we played was...
BB-8.
The last one was BB-8.
Now we are playing R2-D2.
And the last one is C-3PO.
All right.
I don't care about it.
I'm going to call it Luke Skywalker.
I don't know why I changed.
I'm in the world.
I don't know anything.
Call me Anakin.
I'm going to call you Vader.
Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader.
It's confusing.
What's his name?
His name is Jabba the Hutt.
Jabba the Hutt.
I've never seen Jabba the Hutt.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
The princess of Niigata.
It's so far.
Party 1.
It's correct.
How about this one?
What was the queen's name?
Leia.
That's right.
Please say it.
I'm going to edit it.
I'm going to edit it and you're going to edit it.
Why?
I don't need it.
Please open the middle page.
All right.
That's it.
There are 3,188 pages.
Wow.
C-3PO is C-3PO.
All right.
Please open it and look at the right page.
Look at the right page.
You can't find it, can you?
It's amazing.
It's a small mountain.
It's amazing.
1,732.
Close it.
You'll find it.
All right.
Please.
It's amazing.
Please open it.
It's amazing.
1,792.
Close it.
You'll find it.
It's amazing.
1,734.
1,670.
Close it.
1,584.
It's close.
ANAKIN's R2-D2 score is...
208.
All right.
It's my competition.
What is it?
It's an umbrella.
Elementary school students use umbrellas like this.
It's the number of umbrellas.
I'm not good at it.
I think it's perfect.
I'm curious about it.
I feel sorry for you.
Give me a second, please.
I'll do it.
Ready, go!
It's harder than I thought.
I'm getting older and older.
It's raining today.
It's raining.
It has something to do with umbrellas.
It's like a tree.
I can see the center of things.
I don't know when it will fail.
Cameraman, please.
I'm doing it.
It's like this when it falls.
I know it.
It fell over there.
I know it.
It fell over there.
Ready, go!
I can't concentrate.
If it hits your face, it's over.
It won't hurt you.
If it hits you, it's over.
Are you stupid?
You know it well.
I'll do it.
It's straight.
I was confused for a moment.
I remembered it before I did it.
I'll do it twice more.
It's terrible.
I'll do it three more times.
I'll do it five more times.
I'll do it.
It's the fourth time.
Ready, go!
It fell over there.
If you come and shoot with me, I might keep it close to my head because I'm black.
You'll raise it up to your feet, right?
But it's a little shaky.
My arms are shaking.
No, wait a minute.
I'm wearing comfortable sandals.
Wait a minute!
He's from the Daido family in Nagashima River.
Oh, it's out!
It's the last time.
Yes, it's the fifth time.
I'm really focused on this side.
What are you doing?
I don't need it anymore.
Wait a minute. Check it out.
Check where it is.
I didn't need it twice.
Ninety-six.
Okay, last one.
Western, right?
It's Luke Skywalker.
It's Luke Skywalker's "All Too Easy".
You have to cover your shoulders and eyes.
If you hit it, it's over.
Oh, I see.
The two of you...
This may be a minor challenge for you, but...
You can't do that.
Only serious people can do it.
First stage.
Ready, action!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Action!
Ouch!
Who did it?!
You hit the creator, buddy!
Okay, second round.
Ready, action!
What's going on?
You know, it's dangerous to stand in this visible position in the back.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Ouch!
If you don't move quickly, people will know you're here.
You're right.
Okay, third round.
Ready, action!
Isn't he scary?
It's so scary.
Ouch!
It doesn't matter.
Okay, fourth round.
Ready, action!
It doesn't matter.
Don't let the guy know about you.
It doesn't matter.
(laughing)
(clapping)
(laughing)
Hey!
It's critical.
(laughing)
Ready, go!
(music)
(laughing)
It's 85.
85?
I see.
I'd like to announce what R2-D2 is.
Yes!
It was 87!
Wow!
Muji-san is the champion!
Wow!
I thought it would end in a few seconds.
Yes.
Well done.
If you avoid the mold, you can do it.
Well done.
Mushi-san, 2 seconds.
Wow!
(music)
Well, when I proposed this project,
I thought it would be a flop at first,
but I thought it would be the biggest flop.
I'll tell you how much I spent.
I spent 5 months' worth of money.
I only used my main card.
I see.
I'll tell you about the mistakes I didn't want to say.
Are you sure you don't mind?
I'm fine.
I don't do bad things.
August payment amount.
1,93,000 yen.
I'm getting scolded.
What's wrong with you?
You're making a fool of me!
It's a leather jacket from DARPLER.
DARPLER's set-up is big.
I see.
I spent 740,000 yen.
I'll tell you how much I spent in a month.
August payment amount.
1,117,000 yen.
I don't use it.
Where did you get that amount of money?
I'm sure you didn't use your main card.
June payment amount.
980,000 yen.
It's not much.
It may not be much compared to my average.
Did you save money?
I didn't save more than 10,000 yen.
It's not much.
May payment amount.
1,005,000 yen.
April payment amount.
670,000 yen.
It's a lot of money.
Why?
It's expensive.
It's 126,000 yen.
Next is Darth Vader.
This is my 3PO.
It's a Darth Vader.
Darth Vader.
I'll have Toshimitsu aim at me.
How many millimeters away are you from me?
Millimeters?
I'll hold it like this.
I want you to hold it with your fingers like this.
I don't want you to put it on the wall.
That's true.
That's funny.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
The second one.
It's close.
It's the lowest one.
The second one.
It's close.
It's a triple.
The third one.
It's a triple again.
It's open.
The fourth one.
Here it is!
Oh!
Is it the closest one?
Yes.
The furthest one and...
As a calculation, is it the first and fifth one?
Yes.
Six point...
Three!
Sixty-three.
Sixty-three meters is the closest one.
Sixty-three meters.
Nineteen point seven!
Is that it?
Yes, it's the furthest one.
The score of C-3PO is...
Yes.
One hundred and thirty-four.
Yes!
Oh!
I'll do it like this.
Yes.
I'll prepare it.
Yes.
Please wait for a moment.
I think there is a way of blue sheet.
I see.
I'll use lotion, too.
What?
I'll use lotion, too.
What?
I'll use lotion, too.
I'll ask Toshimichi-san to throw me from there.
Oh!
What?
Please throw me so that my feet get wet with this gum tape.
Oh!
What? I'll slip?
No.
Because you got hurt.
Oh! Really?
It's an electric shock.
Yes, it is.
What?
Stay in your clothes.
Stay in my clothes?
Whichever one you like.
Should we take it off?
We are already taking it off.
Should we take it off?
Stop it!
You've been watching a lot of TV shows lately.
I've been watching "Influencer Hourd" for 20 minutes on TV.
Is that okay?
At worst, we can be "Lotion Family".
The entertainment department.
This is crazy!
You surprised me.
This is the entertainment department.
This is crazy!
This is the entertainment department.
Okay, let's do it.
Yes.
The first one.
Why do we do it one by one?
Please.
Why do we do it one by one?
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Okay.
It's an overkill.
Take it!
75.
Don't laugh at my silence.
75 volts.
Okay.
The second one.
Please.
It's weaker than before.
Okay.
Don't look at me.
It's not enough.
Take it!
66.
66 is not enough.
The third one.
Please.
It's not enough!
It's already weaker!
It's like this!
Wow! It's starting to slip a little!
91!
It's the 4th time.
Let's go!
Wow!
96!
The last one!
You've done a lot of good things.
Wow!
I know!
21!
Wow!
21!
Team Lab!
I'm going to get drunk.
You're a liar.
I'm going to announce Setsuya's C-3PO.
171 yen!
And...
I'm going to announce C-3PO.
It was 139 yen.
What about you?
The winner is...
Yumemaru!
Wow!
What was mine?
It was amazing!
53 yen!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's okay for me.
It's okay for you, too.
It's totally okay for you.
I was going to announce it, but...
I didn't expect Yumemaru to win.
The man with the biggest loss in the 10th round is...
Yumemaru!
Wow!
Yumemaru's feeling is the most serious.
But I don't think he wants to talk about his feelings.
We have an award ceremony now.
We would like to withdraw immediately.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.